• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

(Source: katara, via linguisticslove)

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

(Source: flint-you-have-a-call, via happening-inmyhead)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

He sees you when you’re sleeping…He knows when you’re awake…He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake….

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

He sees you when you’re sleeping…
He knows when you’re awake…
He knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake….

(Source: bananamanismyspiritanimal, via ariiiiianna)

"To be, …OR NAH?"

— William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai, via breathablebubbles)

alittlefalloffandom:

if you ever feel sad just look at this picture of andy mientus waiting for a wii u

alittlefalloffandom:

if you ever feel sad just look at this picture of andy mientus waiting for a wii u

(via divergentlyuriah)

Tags: andy mientus

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via clare0b)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via naked-andconfused)

gconns:

 

Tags: PUP