proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via jinkxmonsoons)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via delanceybrothers)

ritavratasky:

what she says: i’m fine

what she really means: i’m not at disney world

(Source: theladyelsa, via lelandmadisonstanford)

unruhen:

me comforting others

(via howglorygoes)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via apostitutes)

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

(Source: radondoran, via thedeadendzone)

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via falling-yes-i-am-falling)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via howglorygoes)

takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

(via dancing-through-brooklyn)