plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via newseize)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via hiccupstinybraids)

thearbiter:

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(via dancing-through-brooklyn)

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

— How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via hiccupstinybraids)

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

ataracticremedy:

unshaped:

thank you fire distinguisher

i cant stop laughing

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via combeferret)