luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via apostitutes)

Tags: so true

thetaoofzoe:

videohall:

Dog doesn’t want kisses

> This dog has incredible comedic timing.

> Remember your place, human.

The screen one was the best

(Source: youtube.com, via howglorygoes)

Tags: amanda

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via setherlymeyers)

Tags: sarah

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via dancing-through-brooklyn)

loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

(via breathablebubbles)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via lavender-shadows)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via clare0b)

damnthatswhack:

New life motto

damnthatswhack:

New life motto

(via howglorygoes)

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(Source: metaknighty, via aaronalbano)